We're going to build a dome and make Mars pay for it (No wonder it's illegal)

January 2023

“In a new video, former president Trump said that if re-elected, he would protect the U.S. from World War III by building an impenetrable dome over the country.Then Trump said, ‘We're going to build a dome and make Mars pay for it.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump was like, ‘Just think of a dome as basically a wall with a comb-over.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking of DeSantis, I saw that he's actively preparing for a possible presidential run, and he hasn't landed on an official slogan yet, but he's trying a few out. First, there’s…DeSantis 2024. Diet Trump. Next there’s…DeSantis 2024. DeAmerica DeTruly DeDeserves DeDeSantis. And finally DeSantis 2024. Make America Florida Again.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Guys, I heard about a New Zealand-bound plane that took off from Dubai, flew for 13 hours, then had to turn around and land back at the same airport.The pilot started his announcement by saying, ‘Okay, so don’t be mad…’ Meanwhile, in America, we're all like, ‘Hey, at least it took off.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”