He has the flexibility of a Mr. Potato Head who got dropped in the toilet (He’s almost a zen master now/The defense rests)

January 2023

“Meta has reinstated Donald Trump to Facebook and Instagram, with new ‘guardrails’ in place to deter repeat offenses. Oh, those will work. I’m sure this time he’ll be very well-behaved. Ever since he commanded an army of dim-witted goons to overthrow the government, he’s shown a lot of restraint. He’s almost a zen master now.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“We are bracing for potential criminal charges against Trump and associates such as Rudy Giuliani for their role in trying to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia. My sympathies to the grand jury members who had to sit there and listen to Rudy Giuliani for six hours in his deposition. And that probably feels like 12 hours to Rudy, because as we discovered during a recent disciplinary hearing conducted via Zoom, he sometimes wears two watches by accident. If I’m Rudy’s attorney, that’s my entire defense. I’ll just let the prosecution go on for weeks on end, building a case that my client committed conspiracy. When it’s my turn, I’d stand up, face the jury and say ‘he didn’t know he had two watches on. And the defense rests.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The district attorney in Georgia’s Fulton county, Fani Willis, said a decision on criminal charges based on the investigation into Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election was imminent. Still, I gave up a long time ago predicting whether Trump will ever be indicted because he seems to wriggle his way out of every jam he’s ever been in, which is surprising given that he has the flexibility of a Mr. Potato Head who got dropped in the toilet.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”