Officials at TikTok are trying to stop efforts in congress to ban the app by launching a campaign called Project Texas because TikTok is their baby and they know Texas won’t let them get rid of it. —Michael Che
Researchers in Antarctica have discovered a 17 pound meteorite. Sadly, it was on top of the last Polar bear. —Michael Che
A lawyer for Mike Pence says that after they discovered classified documents in his home, Pence stands ready and willing to fully cooperate. Incidentally, I stand willing to fully cooperate is also what Pence says before sex. —Michael Che
Pope Francis criticized laws banning homosexuality as unjust, saying it’s not a crime even though Catholic doctrine views homosexuality as a sin. He also stressed that Catholic doctrine views age as nothing but a number. —Michael Che
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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