Oh, you have a headache? I gave birth to a water cooler, Richard! (What channel is CDC?)

A woman in Texas broke a hospital record recently after delivering a nearly 15-pound baby. So good luck to her husband on ever complaining about anything again. "Oh, you have a headache? I gave birth to a water cooler, Richard!" --Seth Meyers

According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, “What channel is CDC?” –Seth Meyers

A Fort Worth man fell into a large construction hole while walking to purchase lottery tickets. When asked what he would buy if he won, he said, “A ladder.” –Seth Meyers

In the lead-up to tonight’s State of the Union address, House Speaker Paul Ryan accused President Obama of plotting to set verbal traps for Republicans. Responded Obama, "Losersayswhat?" –Seth Meyers

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