“Meta has decided to reinstate Donald Trump to Facebook and Instagram on Thursday evening. I mean, letting Trump back on Facebook is crazy. You’re just asking for trouble. It’s like letting Hannibal Lecter babysit your most delicious child.” —Wanda Sykes
“Let’s try an experiment to test out Trump’s return to Meta’s platforms. I think for the first week, they should only allow him to post cat photos. Let’s see how it goes. And if you see a bunch of cats storming the Capitol – although adorable, shut it down.” —Wanda Sykes
“Donald Trump’s two-year ban on Meta platforms following January 6th has now expired, and Meta determined he could be reinstated because his ‘risk to public safety had sufficiently receded’. The risk has receded because he’s been gone! I don’t understand Meta’s logic. It’s like thinking, ‘you know, between knife thrusts, Jack the Ripper is a pretty chill dude.’” —Stephen Colbert
“Upon reinstatement, Trump must follow Meta’s updated community guidelines, which prohibit violence and incitement, fraud and deception, and hate speech. So all of the former president’s love languages.” —Stephen Colbert
“We are celebrating the 20th anniversary of his show, which premiered after the Super Bowl on 26 January 2003. When we started, there were no iPhones, there was no YouTube, there was no Uber, no Twitter, no wifi, no Netflix, no Google. We’ve been through two wars, a worldwide pandemic, four presidents, one insurrection, at least three different Kanyes. If you told me we were going to last longer than Blockbuster, I would’ve sooner believed I’d be working at Blockbuster in 20 years.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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