They discovered the documents in January in Mike’s kitchen, behind the Pence family mayonnaises (My Year of Dicks)

January 2023

“Oscar nominations were announced on Tuesday morning, and though Avatar: The Way of Water received a nod for best picture, James Cameron was not nominated for best director. Which is what you get for making us put on those dumb glasses for four hours. Another nomination for best animated short went to a movie called My Year of Dicks, whose title cracked presenter Riz Ahmed up. I’d never heard of the movie before. I went to look up My Year of Dicks and now my computer won’t turn on.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This time, it was Mike Pence, who returned about a dozen classified documents found in his Indiana home to the FBI. Mike Pence has them too now! This is unbelievable. It’s an epidemic. The Pence news was especially interesting, because the former vice-president was specifically asked about taking classified documents home in an ABC news interview from November. Asked if he kept any, Pence answered: ‘I did not.’ Is that your final answer? Because according to his lawyer, they discovered the documents in January in Mike’s kitchen, behind the Pence family mayonnaises.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”