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Sunday, August 28, 2016

we shouldn't be bringing democracy to the Middle East, they should be bringing it to us



"Both Jack Abramoff and Monica Lewinsky went to Beverly Hills High School. Ironically, they both went on to embarrass presidents with scandals about the same thing: getting something under the table." --Jay Leno

"The latest in Iraq: the government has ceased to function. It's kind of like the Bush White House, but with more oil." --Jay Leno

"The biggest surprise of the election: it was the lowest voter turnout ever. A dismal 63.2%. That's the lowest turn-out they've ever had. You know we shouldn't be bringing democracy to the Middle East, they should be bringing it to us." --Jon Stewart, on the Israeli election


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