from now on, all bribe money as to be in a clear plastic bag (ethics)

"This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money as to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno

"They get along well because they have a lot in common. They're both ranchers. They both love the outdoors. And they both speak English as a second language." --Jay Leno, on Bush's meeting with Mexican President Vicente Fox

"President Bush spoke about the immigration problem. Given how out of hand immigration is, there were 800 more people on Air Force One coming back than on the way there." --Jay Leno