Papa
John’s has announced it will be coming out with an app for Apple TV that will
allow customers to order pizza from their screen. You get a soda, breadsticks,
and a large pizza when you say, “Siri, how will I die?” –Seth Meyers
Sarah
Palin just posted on Facebook that she tripped and fell while doing something
called “Rock-running.” Not sure what rock-running is, but I think it’s when you
jog while playing air guitar. Palin fell and hit her head on a rock. Don’t
worry, she’s OK or, you know, the same. –Stephen Colbert
Trump
is planning a major immigration policy speech Wednesday in Arizona. Now, he was
originally supposed to give it last Thursday in Colorado, so it moved later and
further south. If he delays it again, it’s Monday at the Panama Canal. –Stephen
Colbert
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