"President Bush is a
huge baseball fan. Did you know he once wanted to be a professional baseball
player? He just didn't have the ability. Luckily, that's not a requirement to
be president." --Jay Leno
"Yesterday at opening
day in Cincinnati, President Bush threw out the first pitch. Then the president
started crying because the manager took him out of the game." --Conan
O'Brien
"President Bush threw
out the ceremonial first pitch at the Cincinnati Reds-Chicago Cubs game. Like
Bush, it was high and to the far right. After Bush threw his first pitch, Dick
Cheney shot an old guy in the upper deck." --Jay Leno
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