Donald
Trump is challenging Hillary Clinton to release "detailed medical
records." This marks the first time Trump's ever been interested in the
body of a woman over 40. –Conan O’Brien
Hillary
Clinton has begun pledging $30 billion over the next decade to retrain coal
miners to be able to work in newer technology businesses, so get ready for an
interesting trip to the Apple Store. –Seth Meyers
A
restaurant in Manhattan has created a $15, 25-ounce milk shake, which comes in
a cream cheese frosted glass covered in marshmallows and cereal, filled with
ice cream and topped with a cinnamon bun. At least that's what it said on the
toxicology report. –Seth Meyers
Apple
next week is expected to unveil the iPhone 7. "How's the camera?"
asked Anthony Weiner. –Seth Meyers
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