"In a speech
yesterday, President Bush told the Iraqi people to 'get governin'. Then he
introduced his new speech writer, Larry the Cable Guy." --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush
attended a summit in Mexico. And thousands of Mexicans attended a rally to
protest his immigration policies. The protest was cut short because the
Mexicans had to get back to their jobs in Los Angeles." --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush is in
Cancun, the only president I know that takes Spring Break." --David Letterman
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