It's the start of the hurricane season (Bush is already stockpiling excuses)

"June 1st is the start of the hurricane season. President Bush is already stockpiling excuses." --David Letterman

"Proponents of this amnesty program for illegal immigrants say they are willing to take on jobs American are not willing to do. You know, like come up with an immigration policy." --Jay Leno

"Vice President Dick Cheney said yesterday Democrats are not competent to fight the war in Iraq -- coming from a guy who shot at a bird and hit a lawyer." --Jay Leno