I'm
sorry, but saying Donald Trump could be a capable leader is not very
reassuring. If you are about to have an operation and they tell you that your
doctor could be a capable surgeon, you would be like, “You know what? It was a
minor heart attack. I'm good. Don't worry.” –James Corden
Donald
Trump yesterday began walking back his proposed ban on Muslim immigration and
called the plan a suggestion rather than a firm policy idea. In much the same
way he doesn't have hair so much as the suggestion of hair. –Seth Meyers
Donald
Trump told the Associated Press yesterday that he had whittled down his list of
possible running mates to "five or six people." Five or six people is
also how Trump describes his kids. –Seth Meyers
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