Hooters
is offering its annual free meal for moms. Apparently, moms must be accompanied
by at least one kid, who must also be accompanied by at least one psychiatrist.
–Jimmy Fallon
A
company will make a life-size 3D printed model of yourself that you can send to
your mom for $30,000. It's a great way of telling your mom I'd rather spend
$30,000 than visit you in person. –Jimmy Fallon
The
big story this weekend was that the racehorse Nyquist won the Kentucky Derby,
while a horse named Exaggerator came in second place. Or as Exaggerator put it,
“Hey, I won the Kentucky Derby!” –Jimmy Fallon
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