When did things start to go wrong (ratings gold)

The Democrats were mocked after their government shutdown live stream only attracted 400 viewers, or as CNN calls it, ratings gold. — Greg Gutfeld

Kamala Harris said she asked Bill and Hillary Clinton for running mate advice before choosing Tim Walz. They reminded her wisely that the best safeguard against assassination is a VP who's an idiot. — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Apparently there's a third option (defend his pardons)

So in her new book, Kamala Harris said, “Pete Buttigieg would have been an ideal partner if I were a straight white man.” Tim Walz also said the same thing.  —Greg Gutfeld

But Harris admitted she didn't pick Pete as her VP because she thought a homosexual was too big of a risk. So instead, she picked Tim Walz. Apparently because George Michael was dead. —Greg Gutfeld

Scientists say brain waves suggest there may be consciousness after people are declared clinically dead. Democrats hope the news will help Joe Biden defend his pardons. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's an auction, not an election (he was quieter than a Milli Vanilli reunion)

Tim Walz is charging taxpayers $430,000 in legal fees that went to help him prepare to testify before Congress. Yeah, he may not be able to define a woman, but he can sure spend like one. —Greg Gutfeld

So, Joe Biden's former doctor appeared before Congress this week, but when asked if he lied about the ex-president's decline, he was quieter than a Milli Vanilli reunion. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

he’s been diagnosed with stage 4 menstrual cramps (I'm not going anywhere)

As you know Joe Biden shared the news this week that he's been diagnosed with having stage 4 cancer. Not to be outdone, Tim Walz has announced he’s been diagnosed with stage 4 menstrual cramps. —Greg Gutfeld

Kamala Harris recently told a crowd in Orange County that, “I'm not going anywhere." That's because she was too drunk to drive. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That never stopped me bragged Joe Biden (those cars have more hidden cameras than my guest bedroom)

Pope Francis has passed away at the age of 88. He's dead? That never stopped me bragged Joe Biden. —Greg Gutfeld

In Minnesota one of Tim Walz's state employees was arrested for vandalizing Teslas. These fools they're like six-year-olds watching Spongebob Squarepants and thinking it's real. Don't they know those cars have more hidden cameras than my guest bedroom? —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

millions of us laughed our asses off on election night (the really really ridiculous party)

Meanwhile President Trump took away Joe Biden's security clearance. That means Joe no longer has access to the Daily Briefs. Which is too bad since those were the only briefs not covered in sh*t. —Greg Gutfeld

After saying his attacks on Tesla were just a joke, Tim Walz said that Republicans have no sense of humor. I don't know Tim, millions of us laughed our asses off on Election Night. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Labor rights in the US, a visual guide (by election day he’s gonna be breaded and deep-fried)

This week also saw Jimmy Carter vote by mail at the age of 100. You are now my favorite Carter. Deal with it, Beyoncé. —Stephen Colbert

This week also saw Tim Walz appear at a rally in rural Pennsylvania, looking the part in lumberjack attire. Walz gets more midwestern with each appearance and at this rate, by election day he’s gonna be breaded and deep-fried. —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Clear hearts, blue eyes, green clovers, purple horseshoes, go fish, yahtzee! (That can’t be right)

“Yep, Eric Adams is the first sitting mayor of New York City to be indicted. It’s shocking. When Rudy Giuliani heard that, he was, like, ‘That can’t be right.’” — Jimmy Fallon   

Kamala Harris’s running mate, the Minnesota governor, Tim Walz, is reportedly less comfortable in a debate setting than on the campaign trail, and is anxious about letting Harris down. Hey, buddy! We’re not going to win with that kind of attitude. (Nodding to Walz’s past as a high school football coach.) Bring it in, coach! Sounds like you need one of your signature pre-game talks. Look, buddy, I want you to get out there, I want you to hunker down and find that extra gear, leave 110% of the pigskin on the fourth and down. Clear hearts, blue eyes, green clovers, purple horseshoes, go fish, yahtzee! —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it’s the same bus the Democrats threw President Biden under (This is why I always sign a prenup)

“Meanwhile, ahead of the Democratic National Convention, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are taking a bus tour together through Pennsylvania. Yeah, and this is interesting — this is interesting — it’s the same bus the Democrats threw President Biden under.” — Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new report, former President Trump is furious at his campaign staff for letting him make the ‘terrible decision of picking JD Vance as his V.P.’ Yeah, Trump regrets pairing up with Vance. He’s like, ‘This is why I always sign a prenup.’” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they’d be twerking like a Canadian pole vaulter (Sympathetic Meatloaf)

“It is the definition of insanity to think that this crowd here is A.I., though I would not be surprised if Kamala Harris generated Tim Walz with A.I. by just using the prompt ‘Sympathetic Meatloaf.’” —Stephen Colbert

When I left this desk three weeks ago, suffice to say, the vibes were brutal. The election felt like a funeral dirge, Donald Trump was leading in national polls and seemed like he was coasting to victory. Fast forward to today, Harris is now leading in the polls, including in new ones out from three key swing states. If you told Democrats three weeks ago they’d be up four points in those three states by the end of August, they’d be twerking like a Canadian pole vaulter. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”