They’ve been charged with two counts of "Deserving each other." (that's where the power comes from)

In a speech yesterday, Donald Trump praised Saddam Hussein for killing terrorists. He also said Hitler was a wonderful dancer and Stalin made a great omelette. –Conan O’Brien

A couple in North Carolina was arrested for attacking each other with pizza rolls. They’ve been charged with two counts of "Deserving each other." –Conan O’Brien

Although Hillary Clinton was cleared of charges in the investigation of her deleted emails, her actions were described by the FBI as "extremely reckless." However in her defense, the report pointed out that she was Hillary reckless, not Bill reckless. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

You cannot take this away from me, this is my Super Bowl (not a huge compliment/Hitler Homes and Goebbels)

April 2023

“Harlan Crow is an arch-conservative who’s known for his assorted Nazi memorabilia and garden full of statues of the 20th century’s worst despots. It’s so impressive that they put him on the cover of ‘Hitler Homes and Goebbels.’” —Stephen Colbert

“During another appearance at his ancestral home of County Mayo, President Biden made his first ever WWE entrance on stage to dramatic light. Biden said ‘I see the light’ to the attendees. There are three things you never say at your age, sir: ‘I see the light’, ‘that can wait until tomorrow’ and ‘I’ll drive’.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Fox News/Dominion trial has been delayed and may even be settled before it begins. You cannot take this away from me, this is my Super Bowl.” —Stephen Colbert

“Clarence Thomas, the supreme court justice who was revealed to have accepted lavish gifts and trips on the yacht and private jet of the billionaire Harlan Crow, who also collects Nazi memorabilia. Crow also bought the house where Thomas’s elderly mother is living rent-free. His defense is that he wants to create a public museum at the Thomas home. Just a reminder that Harlan Crow has Hitler’s napkins and a statue of Stalin in his garden so building you a museum: not a huge compliment.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

David Letterman's "Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President" (spend more time with pie)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President" 

10. As always, he's following his gut

9. Wants to spend more time with pie

8. There isn't a Quiznos within five miles of the White House

7. Afraid of going up against the Newt Gingrich juggernaut

6. Doesn't own a tie without a mustard stain

5. He was advised against it by his closest confidante, Duncan Hines

4. Constitution requires every candidate to be able to see their feet

3. Can't understand response because of chewing

2. Hank Williams, Jr. just compared him to Stalin  

1. He was born in Kenya

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don’t know, Stalin had much thicker hair (inspiring dictators around the world)

Jeff Flake, the Republican senator from Arizona, gave a blistering speech from the floor of the Senate, condemning Trump’s attacks on the press and comparing the president to Stalin. I don’t know, Stalin had much thicker hair. That feels unfair to me. --Jimmy Kimmel

Flake didn’t hold back. He called the president reprehensible and accused him of inspiring dictators around the world — and then continued voting right along with him on every major issue. It’s what they call “flake news.” --Jimmy Kimmel

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Apparently, Bush's decision that day was to write his own speech (apologize to Stalin)

"During a recent speech, President Bush said, 'My job is a decision-making job. As a result, I have made a lot of decisions.' Apparently, Bush's decision that day was to write his own speech." --Conan O'Brien

"Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson is being criticized for being out of touch, because in a recent interview, he talked about strengthening our relationship with the Soviet Union. Which, of course, no longer exists. Thompson says he feels bad about the mistake and he plans to personally apologize to Stalin."  --Conan O'Brien

   

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

Trump’s team is reportedly desperate for an A-list celebrity to perform at his inauguration (That can be cured)

During Trump’s Sunday morning news interview, he is expected to discuss the agenda for his first 100 days in office. Trump was like, “Wait, I have to be president for a hundred days?” –Seth Meyers

Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway told reporters today that Donald Trump is a huge Elton John fan. “That can be cured,” said Mike Pence. –Seth Meyers

Donald Trump’s team is reportedly desperate for an A-list celebrity to perform at his inauguration, with one official saying they can “do better than Kid Rock.” Besides, Kid Rock is going to be too busy with his new job as secretary of state. –Seth Meyers

So Trump is definitely fitting in there — you decide where he fits in for yourself

I do want to distinguish, it doesn’t necessarily mean BEST Person of the Year, it’s just Person of the Year, although don’t tell Donald Trump that. –Jimmy Kimmel

Trump did interviews about this, he said it was a very, very great honor and Time is a very important magazine. I think he’s more excited about this than being president, to be honest. –Jimmy Kimmel

Some of the people of the year include Gandhi, Stalin, Churchill, Nixon, Putin, Obama, and Hitler. So Trump is definitely fitting in there — you decide where he fits in for yourself. –Jimmy Kimmel

So anyway, congratulations to Donald Trump, and to the photographer who got him to sit still and not tweet for 30 seconds. That’s the guy who should be Person of the Year this year. –Jimmy Kimmel

Hitler was a wonderful dancer and Stalin made a great omelette (Hillary reckless, not Bill reckless)

Although Hillary Clinton was cleared of charges in the investigation of her deleted emails, her actions were described by the FBI as "extremely reckless." However in her defense, the report pointed out that she was Hillary reckless, not Bill reckless. –Conan O’Brien

It's rumored that Snoop Dogg will perform at the Democratic Convention. When he heard this, Donald Trump immediately took him off his vice presidential list. –Conan O’Brien

In a speech yesterday, Donald Trump praised Saddam Hussein for killing terrorists. He also said Hitler was a wonderful dancer and Stalin made a great omelette. –Conan O’Brien