David Letterman's "Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President" (spend more time with pie)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President" 

10. As always, he's following his gut

9. Wants to spend more time with pie

8. There isn't a Quiznos within five miles of the White House

7. Afraid of going up against the Newt Gingrich juggernaut

6. Doesn't own a tie without a mustard stain

5. He was advised against it by his closest confidante, Duncan Hines

4. Constitution requires every candidate to be able to see their feet

3. Can't understand response because of chewing

2. Hank Williams, Jr. just compared him to Stalin  

1. He was born in Kenya

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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Or as it used to be called, The Glenn Beck Show.

"Hank Williams Jr. got his ass kicked off of Monday Night Football. His crime was comparing Obama to Hitler on Fox News. Or as it used to be called, 'The Glenn Beck Show." –Bill Maher



"If we are going to fire every Southern hillbilly who thinks Obama is like Hitler, who will be our Republican congressmen?" –Bill Maher 



"Rick Perry assured Hank Williams that he has a job singing theme songs once Texas starts televising executions." –Bill Maher



John Hulse painting