"Newt Gingrich says he does not support gay marriage. He says marriage is a sacred sacrament that should only be between a man and his first, second, and third wives." –Conan O'Brien
"A man is filing a lawsuit against Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, claiming they have ties to al-Qaida. When al-Qaida heard this, they said, 'Please do not lump us in with those maniacs.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Michele Bachmann said her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa, is the birthplace of John Wayne, when it is actually the birthplace of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She then said her favorite sitcom from the 80s is 'Charles Manson in Charge.'" –Conan O'Brien
CBS announced that season 33 of "Survivor" will be called "Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X." It'll start in September, and end 20 minutes later when both teams realize there's no Wi-Fi. –Jimmy Fallon
The Wall Street Journal just reported that America has a surplus of cheese and that every person in the country would have to eat an extra three pounds of cheese this year to get rid of it. So the next time the pizza guy judges you for ordering extra cheese, just say, "I'm doing this for America." –Jimmy Fallon
The New York Times just did a big profile on Donald Trump, and revealed that he has life-sized portraits of Ronald Reagan and John Wayne at his campaign headquarters. And if you don't see them right away, it's because they're right behind a 25-foot tall portrait of Donald Trump. –Jimmy Fallon
"Michele Bachmann said her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa, is the birthplace of John Wayne, when it is actually the birthplace of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She then said her favorite sitcom from the 80s is 'Charles Manson in Charge.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Newt Gingrich says he does not support gay marriage. He says marriage is a sacred sacrament that should only be between a man and his first, second, and third wives." –Conan O'Brien
"Rod Blagojevich was found guilty of trying to sell President Obama's Senate seat. As the verdict was read, Blagojevich's face remained expressionless while his hair remained ridiculous." –Conan O'Brien
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star
Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental
reasons, fallen friends are on
this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
Houston Texans Fantasy Roster
Offense
QB Tim Tebow
HB Michael Scofield,
Prison Break, played by Wentworth Miller
HB Rick Grimes, The
Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln
HB Tyler Durden, Fight
Club, played by Brad Pitt
FB Jay Pritchett,
Modern Family, played by Ed O’Neil
WR Dave Looper, RIP
WR Watty Watts, Love
and a .45, played by Gil Bellows
WR Chuck Berry,
musician
WR Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars played by Billy Dee Williams
WR Salem Poor, American
Revolution soldier
WR Rufus T. Firefly,
Duck Soup played by Groucho Marx
WR Deandre Hopkins, NFL
TE Eric Northman, True
Blood played by Alexander Skarsgard
TE Stephen Colbert,
comedian
TE Tim Griffin, aka
“Timmy Ballgame”
LG John Wayne, actor
Defense
LE Ross Poldark,
Poldark, played by Robin Ellis
LE John Shaft, Shaft
played by Richard Roundtree
LE Big Bill Broonzy,
musician
LE Apollo Creed, Rocky,
played by Carl Weathers
RE J.J. Watt, NFL
RE Vincent Vega, Pulp
Fiction, played by John Travolta
DT Vince Wilfork, NFL
DT George Foreman, Boxer
DT Buddy Holly,
musician
LB Muhammad Ali, Boxer
LB Crispus Attucks,
American Revolution
LB Max Brunk, surfing
legend
LB Jadeveon Clowney,
NFL
LB Bo Diddley, musician
LB Will Riker, Star
Trek, played by Jonathan Frakes
LB Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ
CB John Lee Hooker,
musician
CB Sugar Ray Robinson,
Boxer
FS Augustus Gibbons,
xXx, played by Samuel L. Jackson
FS Richard Pryor,
comedian
FS Xander Cage, played
by Vin Diesel
SS Miles Davis,
musician
SS Floyd Patterson,
Boxer
SS Michael Moore,
filmmaker
Special Teams
K Nigel Gruff, The
Replacements, played by Rhys Ifans
"And
so ensnared in a trap he so shrewdly told others how to avoid, it was time for
Governor Spitzer to join the shame parade, to follow in the footsteps of the
faithless.
New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey,
Idaho Senator Larry Craig,
Louisiana Senator David Vitter,
President
Clinton, even Gary Hart a quarter century ago -- all contrite, all
following the simple rule of public humiliation, bring a date [on screen:
Spitzer appearing at his presser with wife Silda Wall Spitzer and saying, 'I
will briefly address a private matter.
I acted in a way that violated my
obligations to my family']. Right, honey? Right? Remember how you were telling
me about that, me violating the trust of family? Isn't that what you were
telling me between sobs and punches?" --Jon Stewart
The
New York Times just did a big profile on Donald Trump, and revealed that he has
life-sized portraits of Ronald Reagan and John Wayne at his campaign
headquarters. And if you don't see them right away, it's because they're right
behind a 25-foot tall portrait of Donald Trump. –Jimmy Fallon
For
the third year in a row, Washington, D.C., was named the fittest city in
American, mainly because Michelle Obama goes around slapping pizza out of
everyone's hands. –Jimmy Fallon
CBS
announced that season 33 of "Survivor" will be called "Survivor:
Millennials vs. Gen-X." It'll start in September, and end 20 minutes later
when both teams realize there's no Wi-Fi. –Jimmy Fallon
"Michele Bachmann said her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa, is the birthplace of John Wayne, when it is actually the birthplace of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She then said her favorite sitcom from the 80s is 'Charles Manson in Charge.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Newt Gingrich says he does not support gay marriage. He says marriage is a sacred sacrament that should only be between a man and his first, second, and third wives." –Conan O'Brien
"Rod Blagojevich was found guilty of trying to sell President Obama's Senate seat. As the verdict was read, Blagojevich's face remained expressionless while his hair remained ridiculous." –Conan O'Brien
