Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs New York Giants (Touchdowns)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs New York Islanders (Assange Hat Trick)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs New York Giants

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs New York Islanders

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the last pigeon (McFlurry)

Last night was the Christmas tree lighting in Rockefeller Center. Did you see that? It was beautiful. And this year's tree has over 50,000 lights, which explains why NBC just told me I can't use a hair dryer for the next month. --Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka said that her father loves eating at McDonald's. It makes sense, considering the “McFlurry” is also what Trump asks for when he goes to the barber. –Jimmy Fallon

Let’s get to some sports here. The Giants announced that they are benching Eli Manning this weekend. Eli’s not sure what’s worse – not getting to play for the Giants, or having to WATCH the Giants. –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs New York Giants (Super Bowl)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

That's not a tax, that's barely a tip (But that's still one less ring than Newt Gingrich)

"Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." –Jay Leno

"Actually, Rick Perry pulled out of the presidential race yesterday - which is bad news for the guys on death row in Texas. He's coming home and he's not in a good mood." –Jay Leno

“Congratulations once again to the world champion New York Giants. They played a great game. Eli Manning now has two rings. Two! But that's still one less ring than Newt Gingrich.” –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Eli’s not sure what’s worse (Double-edged sword)

In a recent interview, Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka said that there are times when she disagrees with her father. But then there are MORE times when she likes the idea of inheriting a billion dollars. Double-edged sword. –Jimmy Fallon

It seems like as the election goes on, we’re actually starting to learn more about all of the candidates. For instance, I just saw that Chris Christie prefers texting to making phone calls. But I guess it starts to get annoying when he keeps texting "U up?" to Domino’s. –Jimmy Fallon

Let’s get to some sports here. The Giants announced that they are benching Eli Manning this weekend. Eli’s not sure what’s worse – not getting to play for the Giants, or having to WATCH the Giants. –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

T-shirts (slutty hazmat suit)

In a late night vote yesterday, the Senate made it illegal to sue a bank. Which is why today, Harvey Weinstein petitioned to become a bank. –Conan O’Brien

"Tonight President Obama and Mitt Romney debate foreign policy. Pundits say it will be close, but it will probably go to the candidate who wore the 'I killed Osama bin Laden' T-shirt." –Conan O'Brien

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning is denying reports that he yelled out “Trump!” to signal an audible during Sunday’s game. Manning said actually “Trump” is a signal for “Illegal Use of Hands.” –Conan O’Brien

"Looks like they're working out the Ebola situation. The CDC has released new guidelines about what healthcare workers should wear to protect themselves when treating Ebola patients. For starters, this Halloween they've outlawed the slutty hazmat suit." –Conan O'Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

you know you’re part of the top 1%, when your bank’s address has the word ‘island’ in it (Penguins are probably delicious)

“Newt Gingrich has been attacking Mitt Romney for being wealthy and having money in bank accounts in the Cayman Islands. See, that’s when you know you’re part of the top 1 percent, when your bank’s address has the word ‘island’ in it.” –Jay Leno

"Newt Gingrich explained why he fooled around on his first two wives by saying he loved this country so much that it led him to cheating. He was so passionate about it he had to take his pants off. When I hear the National Anthem I just put my hand over my heart." –Jay Leno

"Actually, Rick Perry pulled out of the presidential race yesterday - which is bad news for the guys on death row in Texas. He's coming home and he's not in a good mood." –Jay Leno

“Congratulations once again to the world champion New York Giants. They played a great game. Eli Manning now has two rings. Two! But that's still one less ring than Newt Gingrich.” –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's always the voters who get screwed - right? (A permanent war policy)

February 2012

“After winning the Super Bowl, the Giants will get to meet President Obama at the White House. Meanwhile, the Patriots will get to meet Newt Gingrich at the Waffle House." –Jimmy Fallon

“Congratulations once again to the world champion New York Giants. They played a great game. Eli Manning now has two rings. Two! But that's still one less ring than Newt Gingrich.” –Jay Leno

“According to a study from Match.com, Democrats have sex more often than Republicans, but Republicans have better sex. Who cares? It's always the voters who get screwed - right?” –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs New York Knicks

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I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created  characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac

Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

New York Knicks

Michael Jordan

LeBron James

Eli Manning, NFL

Patrick Ewing

Willis Reed

Walt Frazier

Bill Bradley

Jerry Lucas

Miles Davis, musician

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe

Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, played by Richard Harris

Hagrid, Harry Potter, played by Robbie Coltrane

Martin Luther King, civil rights leader

Dave DeBusschere

Zombie Speaker Paul Ryan (or having to WATCH the Giants)

Actually, President Trump tweeted about Matt Lauer being fired and went on to attack NBC News executives and Joe Scarborough. Then Kim Jong Un was like, “Uh, did you guys not see that missile yesterday, orrrr…?” –Jimmy Fallon

Let’s get to some sports here. The Giants announced that they are benching Eli Manning this weekend. Eli’s not sure what’s worse – not getting to play for the Giants, or having to WATCH the Giants. –Jimmy Fallon

Instead of Eli, the Giants will start former Jets quarterback Geno Smith. You know things are bad when your solution is, “Let’s try the guy who was cut by the Jets!” –Jimmy Fallon

     

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PS4: Madden 17 Indianapolis Colts vs New York Giants

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I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.

The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for

children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles

LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior

C         Charles Bukowski,
poet

RG         God

RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,

Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela

even characters from Star
Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland

Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

New York Giants Fantasy
Roster

Offense

QB         Eli Manning, NFL

HB         Frank Gifford, NFL

HB         Tyrion
Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage

HB         Theolonious
Monk, musician

HB         Jackie
Robinson, MLB

FB         Charlie
Parker, musician

WR         Odell
Beckham, NFL

WR         Kyle
Kulinsky, political commentator

WR         Lenny
Bruce, comedian

WR         Simon
Stiles, Studio 60, played by D.L. Hughley

WR         John
Lee Hooker, musician

WR         Clifford
Franklin, The Replacements, played by Orlando Jones

TE         Mac
Taylor, CSI:NY, played by Gary Sinise

TE         Don
Flack, CSI:NY, played by Eddie Cahill

TE         Matthew
Santos, West Wing, played by Jimmy Smits

Defense

LE         Jason
Pierre-Paul, NFL

LE         Osi
Umenyiora, NFL

LE         Justin
Tuck, NFL

LE         John
Shaft, Shaft, played by Richard Roundtree

LE         David
Pakman, political commentator

RE         Michael
Strahan, NFL

RE         Steve
Rogers, The Avengers, played by Chris Evans

RE         Jay
Pritchett, Modern Family, played by Ed O’Neill

RE         Xander
Cage, xXx, played by Vin Diesel

DT         Rosie
Grier, NFL

DT         Gregor
Clegane, Game of Thrones, played by Hafpor Julius Bjornsson

DT         Teal’c,
Stargate SG-1, played by Christopher Judge

DT         Cannonball
Adderley, musician

DT         Tommy
Gavin, Rescue Me, played by Denis Leary

LB         Carl
Banks, NFL

LB         Max
Brunk, surfing legend

LB         Sam
Huff, NFL

LB         Martin
Luther King, civil rights leader

LB         Mike
Hammer, Mike Hammer, played by Stacey Keach

LB         Lawrence
Taylor, NFL

LB         James
Kirk, tar Trek, played by William Shatner

LB         Harry
Carson, NFL

LB         Pepper
Johnson, NFL

CB         Miles
Davis, musician

CB         Spalding
Gray, actor

CB         Eli
Apple, NFL

CB         Count
Basie, musician

FS         Emlen
Tunnel, NFL

FS         Spider
Lockhart, NFL

FS         Hunter
Thompson, author

SS         Jimmy
Patton, NFL

SS         Landon
Collins, NFL

SS         Nat
King Cole, musician

Special Teams

K         John
Coltrane, musician

P         George
Carlin, comedian

Colin Cowherd lists all the quarterbacks he would rather have than Cam Newton

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Eli Manning said actually “Trump” is a signal for “Illegal Use of Hands

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning is denying reports that he yelled out “Trump!” to signal an audible during Sunday’s game. Manning said actually “Trump” is a signal for “Illegal Use of Hands.” –Conan O’Brien

In an interview, Newt Gingrich accused Megyn Kelly of being more interested in sex than public policy. Then Kelly explained that everyone is more interested in sex than public policy. –Conan O’Brien

A new report says North Korea’s elite get to enjoy perks like pizzas, pony rides, and dolphin shows. In other words: Kim Jong Un is running his country like a divorced dad with weekend custody. –Conan O’Brien