It's always the voters who get screwed - right? (A permanent war policy)

February 2012

“After winning the Super Bowl, the Giants will get to meet President Obama at the White House. Meanwhile, the Patriots will get to meet Newt Gingrich at the Waffle House." –Jimmy Fallon

“Congratulations once again to the world champion New York Giants. They played a great game. Eli Manning now has two rings. Two! But that's still one less ring than Newt Gingrich.” –Jay Leno

“According to a study from Match.com, Democrats have sex more often than Republicans, but Republicans have better sex. Who cares? It's always the voters who get screwed - right?” –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

marriage is a sacred bond between a man and his wife and his mistress and the other woman he's seeing on the side (Project Mockingbird)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a maid, and now the kid is mad at her for lying to him all these years. She'd told him his father was an actor." –Jay Leno

"You know what's going to happen. Arnold will check into a sex addiction clinic, and next season the maid will go on Dancing with the Stars." -Jay Leno

"A gay activist dumped glitter all over Newt Gingrich. He wants Newt to stop being against gay marriage. But Newt believes marriage is a sacred bond between a man and his wife and his mistress and the other woman he's seeing on the side." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

What does he have in there, a tanning bed? (It’s O.K. We’ve achieved Defcon Fine)

“On the crisis in Iran Trump said everything was fine. It’s O.K., folks. It’s O.K. We’ve achieved Defcon Fine.” 

—Stephen Colbert

“It’s like that joke about the guy who jumped off the skyscraper — you know that joke? He’s passing the 18th floor, someone yells out the window, ‘How’s it going?’ and he yells back, ‘So far so good!’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump gave a statement from the Grand Foyer of the White House. He enters the room — it’s like the aliens in Close Encounters coming out of the ship. What does he have in there, a tanning bed?” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Monsters of Constitutional Enforcement/a giant bag of cash/Project Mockingbird

“If the House passes the articles of impeachment against Trump, which seems all but certain given the Democratic majority, then impeachment will move to a trial held in the Senate and presided over by Chief Justice John Roberts. The Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell, who would schedule the trial, has not indicated when the trial will be held or how long the trial will last, but he did announce that the verdict will be not guilty.” --Jimmy Kimmel

Trump got off easy only being charged with two articles of impeachment. Remember, the guy also obstructed justice in the Mueller probe, violated the constitution by enriching himself, inflicted human rights abuses on migrant children and directed an illegal scheme to pay hush money to cover up an affair. It’s not even hard to find the crimes with this guy. It’s like a Where’s Waldo? where Waldo is right in the middle of the map with a giant bag of cash in one hand and giving you the finger with the other one.” --Seth Meyers

“I’m glad we’re moving forward on impeachment, because we’re at a weird point. It’s like the set break at a concert. Right now, we’re just milling around hitting up the merch table deciding if 80 bucks is too much to pay for a Monsters of Constitutional Enforcement tour T-shirt.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”