No word yet if he wants to rename the team the Orange Skins (their true power)

So, President Trump is promising a $2,000 tariff dividend to every single American. Yeah. which will bring Don Lemon’s annual earnings to $2,000. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump also reportedly wants to name the Washington Commander new arena Trump Stadium. No word yet if he wants to rename the team the Orange Skins. —Greg Gutfeld

Iran is facing an unprecedented drought. It's so bad earlier today, in fact, the Supreme Leader outlawed all wet burka contests. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Imagine mistaking a laptop for your baby (Fullofshiticus)

James Carville said Trump collaborators should be publicly shamed and spit on. And immediately Don Lemon signed up to be a Trump collaborator. —Greg Gutfeld

So, in a recent interview, Hunter Biden claims that he didn't think the laptop was his. I know. Imagine mistaking a laptop for your baby. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He had already purchased his tuxedo (No Kings)

A New Jersey high school canceled its homecoming dance due to low interest among students. It was a bummer for Anthony Weiner who had already purchased his tuxedo. —Greg Gutfeld 

“This Saturday, nearly 2,700 No Kings protest events are planned around the country, which is funny because if we had a king, there would be no protests.” —Greg Gutfeld

Don Lemon is calling for black and brown people to arm themselves against ICE. When reached for comment, black and brown people said, “Who's Don Lemon?” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Don Lemon is going to have to up his game (Andrew Cuomo/Oh crap!)

In California a pan handler has gone viral for being very good-looking. Well looks like Don Lemon is going to have to up his game. —Greg Gutfeld

A 91 year-old woman broke the running record for the age group of 90 and above. When asked what inspired her to run so fast she responded “Andrew Cuomo.” —Greg Gutfeld

This week New York Governor Kathy Hochul made it easier to commit people with severe mental illnesses. Oh crap!, said The View. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's a lie, it’s Gin (it sounds like Don Lemon is taking Trump's presidency really hard)

When asked how he's doing the job differently than Kamala Harris, JD Vance joked that he doesn't have four shots of vodka before every meeting. An outraged Harris replied "That's a lie, it’s Gin.” —Greg Gutfeld

A Florida man's been arrested after sending President Trump disturbing messages calling him the Antichrist, with one saying "Fight me naked until the death." Well it sounds like Don Lemon is taking Trump's presidency really hard. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Which raises the question, when did Kamala Harris move to Florida? (I miss Obama)

After stealing an ambulance a Florida resident paused to finish a beer before surrendering to police. Which raises the question, when did Kamala Harris move to Florida? —Greg Gutfeld

Whoopi Goldberg said that any cast member of The View could find themselves being deported. Luckily for them ICE can't legally deport livestock. —Greg Gutfeld

In response to the trade war Canadians want to block US access to Canadian-owned Pornhub, which would cripple some of our most successful American companies, like Kleenex. —Greg Gutfeld

A New York City man was seen calmly eating a dead rat on a busy sidewalk. Now it's good to see Don Lemon still enjoys outdoor dining. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well, that rules out Prince Harry (and of course the Don Lemon exhibit)

The Museum of Failure houses some of the world's greatest flops. Visitors can see attractions such as Crystal Pepsi, carrot cake Oreos and of course the Don Lemon exhibit. —Greg Gutfeld

Amazon Studios the new owner of the James Bond franchise, promises that the beloved super spy will remain male and British. Well, that rules out Prince Harry. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He would have said more but he had to clear the dishes from her table (a tractor trailer carrying frozen curly fries)

In Maine, a tractor trailer carrying frozen curly fries caught fire on the highway. Crap, now I need a new tractor trailer said JB Pritzker. —Greg Gutfeld

Don Lemon told Megan Kelly to go F herself after seeing her reaction to Joy Reid's firing. He would have said more but he had to clear the dishes from her table. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You know who said that about him? Him! He’s quoting himself (a new Seth Rogen movie)

“Bill de Blasio, the mayor of New York, was funny. He said, ‘When I am president,’ and that was good.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“Cory Booker from New Jersey said we need real marijuana justice, which I think is a new Seth Rogen movie coming out this summer.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“The president weighed in with his review of Night 1, lashing out at CNN moderator Don Lemon. He wrote, ‘CNN’s Don Lemon, the dumbest man on television’ — uh, hello? — ‘insinuated last night while asking a debate question that I was a racist, when in fact, I am “the least racist person in the world.”’ He puts that in quotes, like it’s from a study or something. You know who said that about him? Him! He’s quoting himself.” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”