It’s was like a whole stadium full of Melanias (This was such a big cave by the Democrats that Bruce Wayne offered to buy it)

“The democrats are caving on the government shutdown. This was such a big cave by the Democrats that Bruce Wayne offered to buy it.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“President Trump got booed while attending the Washington Commanders football game. Do you think he can hear the boos or does the narcissism force field block it all out?” — Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s was like a whole stadium full of Melanias.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

No word yet if he wants to rename the team the Orange Skins (their true power)

So, President Trump is promising a $2,000 tariff dividend to every single American. Yeah. which will bring Don Lemon’s annual earnings to $2,000. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump also reportedly wants to name the Washington Commander new arena Trump Stadium. No word yet if he wants to rename the team the Orange Skins. —Greg Gutfeld

Iran is facing an unprecedented drought. It's so bad earlier today, in fact, the Supreme Leader outlawed all wet burka contests. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden: Philadelphia Eagles vs Washington Commanders

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Washington Commanders (Overtime)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Republicans are Red and Democrats are Blue (She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40 percent of his children)

"A new study found that cleaning your house can increase stress. Yeah, but so can hiring someone else to do it for you — just ask Maria Shriver." –Jimmy Fallon

"Turns out that Maria Shriver could end up with 100,000,000 dollars from her divorce from Arnold. She deserves it. She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40 percent of his children." –Jimmy Fallon

A new poll found that 90 percent of Native Americans aren't bothered by the controversial name of the Washington Redskins. It turns out the name Native Americans dislike the most is still the Cowboys. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That really feels like a waste of a drumroll (The Fightin’ Dolly Partons)

February 2022

“The Washington Football Team, formerly known as the Redskins, announced its new name and logo on Wednesday, rebranding as the Washington Commanders.The Commanders’ kind of sounds like an action movie where Dolph Lungren and Sylvester Stallone join forces to defend their assisted living facility.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Interestingly, the franchise now shares a name with President Biden’s dog, who is also named Commander. Good thing they didn’t name it after Trump’s dog. ‘The Washington Pences’ — it doesn’t have the same ring to it.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s the Washington Commanders. That really feels like a waste of a drumroll.” —Stephen Colbert

“Commanders’ might be the only name more generic than ‘Football Team.’ I was hoping for something fun and new, like ‘The Washington Balloons’ or ‘The Fightin’ Dolly Partons.’” —Stephen Colbert

“The Washington Football Team announced today that it officially changed its name to the Washington Commanders, as in ‘Rams 37, Commanders 3.’” —Seth Meyers

“I mean, call them whatever you want, they haven’t been able to command a winning season since Obama was in office.” —James Corden

“To give you an idea of how fans reacted, shortly after the announcement, this is true, the word ‘terrible’ trended on Twitter, which is surprising, considering how Twitter is normally so welcoming and so positive.” —James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”