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Showing posts with label DNCStoleIt. Show all posts

Saturday, November 18, 2017

How's My Driving? (showing a little cleavage, pt. 2)



"According to store owners in Iraq, Iraqi consumers are now developing a taste for American products like Pringles, Fruit Loops and Kraft macaroni and cheese. In a related story, Iraqis are also developing huge asses." --Conan O'Brien

"The big story in Washington D.C. . . . not the war in Iraq, not Alberto Gonzales lying to Congress, not healthcare . . . the big story everyone is talking about, Hillary Clinton showing a little cleavage. It's amazing isn't it? The United States is 231 years old, but apparently the media is only 13." --Jay Leno
    
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Fixing Elections? That's not Russia's Job (That is the Job of the DNC)


"Starting today, the New York Times reduced the size of their newspaper. They cut the paper's width by an inch and a half. The move was announced with the headline 'Big Changes At New York Tim.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Archaeologists in Hungary say they have discovered a forest of trees that's 8 million years old. The archaeologists say that they haven't seen wood that old since the last time Larry King watched porn." --Conan O'Brien
    
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Bruce Willis is not going to show up to save us (best case scenario)



Starting, as we often do, with President Trump, who has been in Asia for four days: Still no mushroom cloud, so that's a positive. --Jimmy Kimmel

But Trump is not in Asia to eat. He is there to neutralize the threat. He said, “Ultimately, it will all work out. It always works out.” Yeah, right. In the movies. Let's face it. Bruce Willis is not going to show up to save us. Best case, Dennis Rodman shows up to save us. --Jimmy Kimmel
      
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans


Friday, November 3, 2017

a two-bedroom condo in Moscow (Ulysses S. Grant)




People have recently discovered a property that Paul Manafort listed on Airbnb. Of course, it’s not helping Manafort that it’s a two-bedroom condo in Moscow. –Conan O’Brien

President Trump’s press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed that no one in President Trump’s administration supports slavery. To put that in perspective, the last press secretary who had to make that statement worked for Ulysses S. Grant. –Conan O’Brien
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Saturday, January 28, 2017

DNC Blues #4 (And Trump would be right)


DNC Blues #4

anyone who leaked questions to candidates before
the debates, has to go…

all the republicans have to do is to
point to someone still working
for the DNC

that did these terrible things,

and the democrats
get stuck with the
corrupt tag.

Trump can point to them
and others and say,

“Look, there they are. They cheated
and were promoted.”

And Trump would be
right.


Wednesday, January 11, 2017

With all respect. I think Bernie is wrong about not declaring his candidacy immediately.



With all respect. I think Bernie is wrong about not declaring his candidacy immediately. Declare NOW. Make everyone respond to your agenda from day one. The press would have to keep asking Trump surrogates about what Bernie thinks on the issues. Quick before the DNC makes up the rules and tries to rig it again. Besides get a BIG JUMP on the corporate democrats and make them come over to your view on the issues before it's too late. Because 
as the poet said, "There is nothing sadder than too late."

#fightthepower #Corrupt115th #Berniewouldhavewon @jimmy_dore @cenkuygur @TheYoungTurks @BernieSanders


Wednesday, November 16, 2016

The house at the DNC needs to be cleaned (poem)



The house at the DNC needs to be
cleaned

thoroughly, thoroughly, thoroughly..

please go quickly.

you have to know it’s the
right thing to do.

Let’s take over this party.

Let’s make it the party of raising the minimum
wage.
Let’s make it the party of universal healthcare.
Let’s make it the party of social justice.

This democratic party
can barely act

like they give a damn.

This democratic party
just doesn’t
give a damn.

and they tried to make us
sound crazy,
while they weren’t
giving a damn.






To the loyalists of the democratic party (poem)



To the loyalists of the democratic party

We

Begged you,
Begged you,

Begged you,
Begged you,

not to nominate that candidate..

We

said, said, said, said, said…

that it would be a disaster.

In so many ways,

it,

was, was, was, was, was.

What did you learn from
this catastrophe?

So many lives will now be affected
for the worse,
and not for
the better.

Humanity steps backward,
instead of forward.

So many children
are now going to remain in hunger.

Healthcare? Who knows?

The corruption is growing.

So much money wasted on nothing,
and the people with nothing

now have even less.






DNC Blues #4 (poem)



DNC Blues #4

anyone who leaked questions to candidates before
the debates, has to go…

all the republicans have to do is to
point to someone still working
for the DNC

that did these terrible things,

and the democrats
get stuck with the
corrupt tag.

Trump can point to them
and others and say,

“Look, there they are. They cheated
and were promoted.”

And Trump would be
right.