and just to rub it in, they gave it to him in pesos (let Mike and Steve share a shower)

"It's been reported that CNN got so tired of Lou Dobbs' focus on immigration issues that they paid him $8 million to leave. Yeah, and just to rub it in, they gave it to him in pesos." –Conan O'Brien

"This weekend in Washington, D.C., there was a huge gay rights rally. And one of the most popular chants was, 'Hey, Obama, let mama marry mama.' Historians are calling this the best gay rights chant since 'Hey, Dwight D. Eisenhower, let Mike and Steve share a shower.'" --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney (Dad, quit asking me that)

 

"Cuban doctors said today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy. Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno

 "President Bush said he's often asked why we are in Iraq when Saddam Hussein isn't responsible for 9/11. Bush said all his responses are the same -- 'Dad, quit asking me that.'" --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

On Strike! with Kshama Sawant: Jill Stein EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Democrats in Free Fall

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

So I guess that means people are really just happy to see you (Kim Jong Sandusky)

The world's most popular type of banana is now facing extinction due to a fungus in Panama. Yep. We're facing a banana shortage, so I guess that means people are really just happy to see you. –Jimmy Fallon

"A new survey found that 'Sophia' and 'Aiden' were the most popular baby names this year. The least popular baby name was Kim Jong Sandusky." –Jimmy Fallon

Yesterday, Jill Stein officially requested a hand recount of 4.8 million ballots in Michigan, but Donald Trump says he’s going to fight it, by shouting out other numbers while they’re trying to count. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

I'll raise you $100, and I'm bluffing (Everyone loves baked salmon)

"Scientists in northern California and Oregon found that marijuana gardens are threatening the salmon population. I don't see the problem, really. Everyone loves baked salmon." –Seth Meyers

After world leaders at the U.N. laughed at President Trump for claiming he has accomplished more than any president in history, Trump said last night that the line was meant to get some laughter. Oh, well, then it's kind of weird that you said this right after. [Trump] "Didn't expect that reaction, but that's OK." Man, you're a very bad liar. I would love to play poker with you. [imitates Trump] "I'll raise you $100, and I'm bluffing." --Seth Meyers

Today was World No Alcohol Day. “Robitussin it is,” said Steve Bannon. –Seth Meyers

President Trump claimed that he has accomplished more than any other president in history, and world leaders in the audience laughed, though technically they were still laughing from when he said, "Hello, I'm the president of the United States." --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He was the only candidate who could say the words, 'George W. Bush think tank' with a straight face (the NFL suspended him for two games)

"Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because he was the only candidate who could say the words, 'George W. Bush think tank' with a straight face." --Conan O'Brien

"Some Republicans are saying they want Dick Cheney, that's right, Dick Cheney, to run for president in 2012. Of course, you have to remember that when they said this, Cheney was torturing them." --Conan O'Brien

"Reportedly the identity of Jack the Ripper, who killed five people in London, finally has been revealed. After hearing about it, the commissioner of the NFL suspended him for two games." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore Joins Lee Camp To Discuss Why They’re Both Attacked By The Media

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern @justicedems @BrandNew535

Electoral College declares Cleveland Winner of World Series! (Final Vote Count 12/22/16)

Last vote count after vote of electoral college.

Hillary Clinton     65,844,610   48.2%

Donald Trump     62,979,636   46.1%

Third, Fourth, Fifth and Ninth Parties

                            7,804,213   5.7%

Let's say your favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in the World Series. It's Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing, extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail over the Indians 8-7.

When all of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares Cleveland the winner.

Welcome to American Democracy.

And hold on to your butts, here we go!

PS. Difference between Hillary and Trump?

2,864,974 votes

Maybe Trump will want to be remembered more like JFK
than worse than George W. Bush?

Palin says she’s great at helping veterans. John McCain was like, “Wrong.”

Donald Trump is considering Sarah Palin to be his secretary of Veterans Affairs. Palin says she’s great at helping veterans. John McCain was like, “Wrong.” –Jimmy Fallon

Yesterday, Jill Stein officially requested a hand recount of 4.8 million ballots in Michigan, but Donald Trump says he’s going to fight it, by shouting out other numbers while they’re trying to count. –Jimmy Fallon

Early 2016 Voting Data (46.6% Did NOT Vote)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Why A Third Party Vote Is NOT A Wasted Vote In 2016

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Jill Stein | The Young Turks Town Hall (FULL)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Part 6: Jill Stein "Debates" Clinton & Trump in Democracy Now! Special

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Part 5: Jill Stein "Debates" Clinton & Trump in Democracy Now! Special

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Part 4: Jill Stein "Debates" Clinton & Trump in Democracy Now! Special

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Part 3: Jill Stein "Debates" Clinton & Trump in Democracy Now! Special

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Part 2: Jill Stein "Debates" Clinton & Trump in Democracy Now! Special

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Part 1: Jill Stein "Debates" Clinton & Trump in Democracy Now! Special

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Jill Stein: We Must Pardon Edward Snowden—He's a Hero!

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Cheney said the comments broke his latest heart (Colin's emails)

We have Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump on the show tonight, which means security is very tight. On their way in, everyone in the audience had to put their keys into a tray and their deplorables into a basket. –Jimmy Fallon

It’s been a busy week for Trump. Earlier today, he appeared on “Dr. Oz” and said that he wants to lose about 15 pounds. And his barber said, “Hey, come by any time you like!” –Jimmy Fallon

Everybody’s talking about these leaked emails from former Secretary of State Colin Powell. In one, he actually called Dick Cheney an idiot. Cheney was very hurt. In fact, he said the comments broke his latest heart. –Jimmy Fallon