Congress did that already when it created Adam Schiff (she said it's high on the totem pole)

Disney's research division has developed an autonomous humanoid robot that can mimic human behavior. I hate to break it to you Disney, Congress did that already when it created Adam Schiff. — Tom Shillue 

Elizabeth Warren says that Congress has to take the tariff authority away from Trump. When asked if it's a priority she said it's high on the totem pole. — Tom Shillue

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they made it there since they're both terrible drivers (to help Adam build a chin)

The world's tallest and the world's shortest women appeared at a Guinness world's record event, which is surprising they made it there since they're both terrible drivers. —Greg Gutfeld

Adam Schiff claims Trump will use the US military against him but Trump says he's only asked the Army Corps of Engineers to help Adam build a chin. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yes, even if they ask stupid questions (a loyalty that he cannot break until death)

Donald Trump believes that sport is a microcosm for life. Everyone’s a large sweaty man, it’s sponsored by fast food and every other country in the world has no idea what the hell we’re doing. —Stephen Colbert

Trump was asked for his opinion on Bernie Sanders who he called a communist before bringing up Sanders’ Russian honeymoon, stating that Moscow and marriage are not words one would associate. Of course Trump doesn’t think of marriage when he thinks of Moscow. For Trump, Moscow means a binding oath of loyalty that he cannot break until death. —Stephen Colbert

Adam Schiff has spoken about the damaging implications of Trump getting away with it saying that Trump could move full-time to Mar-a-lago and let Jared Kushner run the country. Wow, not even in Adam Schiff’s worst nightmare scenario, do Eric and Don Jr get any responsibility. —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I assume to symbolize how the founding fathers are spinning in their graves (I am the chosen one!)

The impeachment trial started this week. Am I crazy or was Adam Schiff on my television for 100 hours straight? Even when I turned the TV off there was still an outline of him burned into the screen. —Colin Jost

Democrats spent three days laying out in great detail on how President Trump has been the greatest abuser of power in American history. And the republicans laid out their defense, the shrug emoji. —Colin Jost

Mitch McConnell seen here calmly watching an orphanage burn, defended his plan for the trial saying, “The country is waiting to see if we can rise to the occasion.” I would say you are not rising to the occasion considering one senator fell asleep, Rand Paul was doing a crossword puzzle and some republican senators even brought fidget spinners to play with. I assume to symbolize how the founding fathers are spinning in their graves. —Colin Jost 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

We talk about senators the way pre-K teachers talk about story time (That’s sleep)

“Adam Schiff laid out a ton of evidence against the president, much of it sound bites of Trump himself, and he invoked the founding fathers and their words a lot. Schiff quoted Alexander Hamilton so many times today, he was nominated for five Tony Awards.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Yeah, some senators are playing with their Apple watches, others are solving crosswords and worst of all, a senator from Idaho fell asleep — like ‘asleep’ asleep. Because you know you’ve been sleeping for a long time when an artist has time to sketch your portrait. That’s sleep.” —Trevor Noah

“In this week’s trial, we are very much seeing at least some of the senators live down to the very low expectations they’ve set for themselves. On reports that numerous senators left the trial early, took extended bathroom breaks or were busying themselves with crosswords during testimony, former senator Claire McCaskill of Missouri explained: ‘For senators, this is hard, because they’re used to moving constantly, they’re used to talking constantly, they are not used to listening for long periods of time.’ I love how the hardest thing to ask a senator to do is just shut the fuck up for one lousy day. “You know who else is used to talking and moving and has difficulty listening for long periods of time? Children. We talk about senators the way pre-K teachers talk about story time.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Oh God, make him put clothes back on, my eyes! (Flabby, Grabby and Stabby)

Alan Dershowitz is one of the lawyers defending Trump at his impeachment trial. Dershowitz also defended Harvey Weinstein, O.J. Simpson and now Trump. Wow, think about that. Weinstein, O.J. and Trump. Flabby, Grabby and Stabby. —Bill Maher

“The first official day of Donald Trump’s Senate impeachment trial stretched deep into the night and marked a pivotal day in the history of the republic. Soon, we will find out if breaking the law is illegal.” —Stephen Colbert

“So far, I don’t like the odds. That’s perhaps because Tuesday’s activity involved voting on trial rules proposed by the Senate majority leader and scrotum of the opera Mitch McConnell, whose proposal did not admit any new evidence or allowed for witnesses to be called. No evidence, no witnesses, just 100 old people stuck in a room together – this isn’t a trial. It’s the 4 o’clock dinner rush at Denny’s.” —Stephen Colbert

“Congressman Adam Schiff called BS on McConnell’s claim of holding a fair trial with precedent in the Clinton impeachment. Who knows if his argument is going to make any difference in the long run but it just feels good for someone to stand up and name the lie we can all plainly see. It’s like the little boy yelling, ‘The emperor has no clothes! Oh God, make him put clothes back on, my eyes!’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”