"President Bush has
been active this week. He signed a bill yesterday authorizing an unfunded
700-mile fence along our 2,000-mile border with Mexico. He also has a plan to
fight teenage pregnancy with fishnet condoms." --Bill Maher
"Bush had a press
conference about Iraq and he said, 'I know a lot of people are not satisfied
with the American progress in Iraq. I'm not satisfied with our progress in
Iraq.' And then a reporter said, 'Are you dissatisfied?' He said, 'No.'."
--Bill Maher
"They asked (Bush)
last week about the Internet. He said he uses 'the google.' But come on, in his
defense, politicians are always mixing up Internet lingo. Mark Foley once told
a kid, 'I'd like to get on your YouTube.'." --Bill Maher
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