"Political experts say this whole election
will come down to a handful of swing voters. You know what a swing voter is?
See, that's someone who was against the war but has a job at Halliburton."
—Jay Leno
"I heard this today and I thought this was
fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful
daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they
get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in
this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs." —David Letterman
"Have you seen President Bush has already
started running his campaign ads, the theme of which, apparently is, 'This Shit
Ain't My Fault.' No, I'm serious, his ads talk about the attacks of 9/11, the
recession, the dot-com bubble bursting, and then they end with his slogan,
'Vote For Me, Mr. Lucky.'" —Bill Maher
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