"Attorney General John Ashcroft is in
intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they
can't really figure out because he's not really a drinker. They think he might
have picked up some type of infection while wiping his ass with the Bill of
Rights." —Bill Maher
"Attorney General John Ashcroft has been
hospitalized. I believe he is suffering from homophobia. No, actually, it was
just gallstones, but when they gave him the hospital gown that opens in the
back, he refused to wear it, he thought it was a gay wedding dress." —Jay
Leno
There was a scare in Washington when a man climbed over the
White House wall and was arrested. This marks the first time a person has
gotten into the White House unlawfully since...President Bush.
- David
Letterman
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