I can’t believe you dummies let it go on this long! (Not in my house)

This is pretty cool. Scientists have built a 6'10" robot that can hit perfect three-pointers. Unfortunately, rival scientists built a 6'11" robot that can say, "Not in my house." --Jimmy Fallon

Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day, which means everyone will be waiting for Donald Trump to finally say, “Gotcha! I never wanted to be president! I can’t believe you dummies let it go on this long!” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

It's all part of a bigger plan to make El Salvador more like Times Square (Accidents will happen)

So today is April Fool’s Day. It's when I tell my writers they're getting a huge bonus. —Greg Gutfeld

The White House is cutting down a 200-year-old tree that was planted by Andrew Jackson. Spectators were horrified when it turned out to be John Kerry. Accidents will happen. —Greg Gutfeld

On Sunday night President Trump deported more gang members to El Salvador including child rapists and convicted killers. It's all part of a bigger plan to make El Salvador more like Times Square. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You know what's actually disrespectful to the American flag? (April Fools!)

"President Obama called Vice President Joe Biden into the Oval Office to get his advice about Libya. Then he said, 'April Fools'!'" –Jay Leno

"If the government shutdown occurs, there may be a freeze to all new wars in the Middle East." –Jay Leno

"According to a poll, 55 percent of college students approve of the job President Obama is doing. That may change once they graduate and try to find a job." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Joke's on you. I didn't file taxes any of those years (Sir, April Fool's Day was yesterday)

Of course, Trump is constantly tweeting, and today, a lot of people couldn't believe what he said about Puerto Rico. Take a look. He wrote, "The best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico is President Donald J. Trump." Puerto Rico was like, "Sir, April Fool's Day was yesterday." --Jimmy Fallon

This is pretty cool. Scientists have built a 6'10" robot that can hit perfect three-pointers. Unfortunately, rival scientists built a 6'11" robot that can say, "Not in my house." --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Democrats have formally requested six years of President Trump's tax returns from the IRS. Then Trump was like, "Joke's on you. I didn't file taxes any of those years." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Man, this is going to be a long book (The House That Bush Wrecked)

"The publisher says that in the book, Bush writes honestly and directly about his flaws and mistakes. And I'm thinking, whew! Man, this is going to be a long book." –David Letterman

"It was quite a change for the New York Yankees, going from 'The House That Ruth Built' to 'The House That Bush Wrecked.'" –David Letterman

"Today is April Fools' Day, that day of the year when you can't get anyone to believe anything you say — or as George Bush calls it, 'Any day.'" –John Hulse

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bush has only been out of office 10 weeks and he already has his own national holiday (But the good news is...)

"And from the animal kingdom, it seems a loggerhead sea turtle nearly swam to the doorstep of a Florida Keys turtle hospital. This is the only licensed veterinary facility in the world that solely treats sea turtles. This turtle somehow knew to swim right up to the hospital. Isn't that amazing? Sad part, they had to turn him away when his H.M.O. wouldn't cover the visit." --Jay Leno

"By golly, you know what it is? April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day, everybody. It is crazy when you think about it. Bush has only been out of office 10 weeks and he already has his own national holiday." --David Letterman

"Anybody here got a General Motors car? Well, look out for this guy, this Barack Obama. He comes in, doesn't like what he sees at General Motors and tells the C.E.O., Rick Wagoner, to take a hike. Wagoner, however, got a $20 million bonus. But the good news is the 20 million was in G.M. stock." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”