men will have to guess why the women are mad at them (No golfing in the cemetary)

Pete Hegseth has set equal standards for men and women in the armed services. The women will have to do 50 push-ups in one minute and men will have to guess why the women are mad at them. —Greg Gutfeld

On Thursday Whoopi Goldberg signed off The View with a rallying cry to resist Trump. And her first act of resistance, only ordering one dessert. Goldberg also claims she worries that Trump will deport her, but she can rest for now since all large cranes are made overseas. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If he drops just three more points, he becomes a Democrat (What the hell happened here?)

"Not looking good for President Bush's popularity. He's now at 35%. If he drops just three more points, he becomes a Democrat." --Jay Leno

"According to the latest poll, if George W. Bush were to run for president today he would lose to the Democratic candidate. And today George W. Bush said 'Again?'" --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Weekend Update: Get in the Cage with Nicolas Cage and Paul Rudd - SNL

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Even Tom Brady is like, ‘Hey, give someone else a chance.’ (Masters of War)

January 2023

“Guys, I want to say congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles on advancing to Super Bowl LVII. Yeah, to all Chiefs fans, I want to say congratulations. To all the Eagles fans, I want to say good morning. You could tell Philly partied hard last night because today, the Rocky statue is holding up Tylenol and a Gatorade.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Of course, everyone in Kansas City is just as pumped. This is the Chiefs' third Super Bowl appearance in the last four years. Even Tom Brady is like, ‘Hey, give someone else a chance.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, before becoming coach of the Chiefs, Andy Reid was head coach of the Eagles for 14 years. He looks just the same as he did then. I don't know how this is possible, but somehow, Andy Reid is the Paul Rudd of the NFL.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

To the Biden camp, this is like Paul Rudd numbers (I’m right here, brother! Any time, any place)

March 2022

“But on the bright side, this is the perfect excuse to pretend you’re going to get back on the bike you bought mid-pandemic and rode twice.” —James Corden

“Some people go for the jugular. America? They go for the McRib.” —James Corden

“President Biden’s latest approval rating is about 45%,which if you’ve seen his past numbers, pretty much counts as beloved. To the Biden camp, this is like Paul Rudd numbers.” —Seth Meyers

“I also admired President Zelensky’s video from Kyiv, in which he said wasn’t hiding. Dude, I salute your courage, but it’s fine if you hide. It’s a war, not WWE – ‘I’m right here, brother! Any time, any place.’” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”