all very normal, very healthy priest/boy activities

"The Mark Foley scandal is causing repercussions all throughout Washington. In fact, one law enforcement official said today they plan to start questioning female pages. To which Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton said, 'This witch hunt has to stop now.'" --Jay Leno

"Do you believe how self-destructive this republican Congress has become? This upcoming election is not an election, it's an intervention." --Jay Leno

"First, Foley resigned after being caught sending sex messages to these teenage boy interns, then he checked into rehab, then he announced that when he was a kid he was molested by a priest. And today, the priest that Foley says molested him denies he had sexual relations with young Mark Foley, but admits that they were nude in a sauna together, that they skinny dipped together, they slept nude in the same room and that he massaged Mark Foley. But other than that, no impropriety whatsoever -- all very normal, very healthy priest/boy activities." --Jimmy Kimmel