"Did you know Al Gore
was voted our second most popular guest ever? Actually he finished first, but
the Supreme Court overturned it." --Jay Leno
"A lot of people said
Al Gore was the best vice president the country ever had. Not to take anything
away from Al, but look at the competition. He replaced a guy who couldn't spell
'potato' and was followed by a guy who shot someone in the face." --Jay
Leno
"Al Gore's movie
about global warming broke into the 'Top Ten' this past week. President Bush
was not impressed. He said the movie about me, Fahrenheit 9/11, did better than
that." --Jay Leno

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