"A Senate committee
on Thursday approved a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage,
apparently forgetting that our forefathers wore wigs and satin Capri
pants." --Tina Fey
"No, Bush was fishing
on his ranch. He has a manmade lake that is artificially stocked with fish, and
let's not forget the scuba divers who are under there who actually put the fish
on the hook for him. And then Cheney comes over and they literally shoot fish
in a barrel. The part I love is that he says he caught a 7.5 pound perch, when
the biggest perch on record is 4.3 pounds. Bush lied and a fish died, that's
all I have to say. And Cheney went even further. He said when they pulled the
fish out of the water it greeted them as liberators." --Bill Maher
"Congress is outraged
by these bogus claims. Congress said, 'If people want to break the law and
steal taxpayer money, hey, get elected to Congress like everybody
else.'" --Jay Leno
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