"President Bush
announced his plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced. You
hear his plan? He wants to make smaller barrels." --Jay Leno
"I was watching that
movie Mad Max, you know that movie where gas is so precious that people are
killing each other for a few gallons. It was set in the future -- I believe it
was August." –Jay Leno
"Over the weekend,
President Bush met with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. On leaving the meeting,
both had the same comment: What'd he say?" --Jay Leno
"In Orange County,
President Bush was talking about immigration. Bush said that massive
deportation is unrealistic. He said you can't just move 12 million people to
another country. I don't know, Mexico did it." --Jay Leno
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