If the winner ends up in Newark, what the hell happens to the loser?

"President Bush announced a plan to send 6,000 members of the National Guard to patrol the U.S.-Mexico border. When asked where we'll come up with 6,000 additional troops, the president said, 'Simple, we'll hire illegal immigrants.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The newly elected mayor of New Jersey hired Apprentice winner Randall Pinkett. Which begs the question, If the winner of 'The Apprentice' ends up in Newark, what the hell happens to the loser?" --Conan O'Brien

"A British scientist has built a car he claims can get 8,000 miles on a gallon of gas. And today, Dick Cheney invited the guy to go hunting with him." --Jay Leno