"Al Gore's movie
about global warming broke into the 'Top Ten' this past week. President Bush
was not impressed. He said the movie about me, Fahrenheit 9/11, did better than
that." --Jay Leno
"President Bush said
he's not going to see the film. He said he did go to see 'Ice Age 2: The
Meltdown' so he has all the facts about global warming." --Jay Leno
"Actually, Al Gore's
movie, An Inconvenient Truth, made about $2 million this past weekend, whereas
X-Men made about $150 million. That just shows we're more interested in the
fake people saving the fake earth than the real people trying to save the real
earth." --Jay Leno

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