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number of college professors are saying that Melania Trump's convention speech
earlier this week would classify as plagiarism in some academic settings. While
in other academic settings [displays logo of Trump University], it would earn
you a Ph.D. in "Speechinating." –Seth Meyers
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91-year-old woman in Germany is under investigation for destruction of property
after she tried filling in words on a crossword puzzle on display at an art
museum. If charged, the woman could face time in a four-letter word for
enclosure. –Seth Meyers
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city in Uruguay this weekend held a cannabis cup, where a panel of experts
judged marijuana on aroma, flavor, effects, and strength. The experts were
like, "We did?" –Seth Meyers
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