"The U.N. says that
there is more torture going on in Iraq than when Saddam was in power. Bush shot
back. He said, 'That is just the opinion of one individual who doesn't know the
difference between regular torture and freedom torture.'" --Bill Maher
"There's a lot of
tension in the world. Over the weekend, Pope Benedict apologized to the
Muslims. Altar boys, on the other hand, are still waiting for their
apology." --David Letterman
"The ground fighting
is only one front in the war between Israel and Hezbollah. There's also the
propaganda war. Today Hezbollah claimed the month of fighting represented
divine victory. Israel claimed it had achieved many of its military objectives.
So, it proves what I've been saying about this conflict all along -- it's a
win-win." --Jon Stewart
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