"Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is trying to win over the American people. It's sort of a
PR campaign. Earlier today, over at the U.N., he was signing baseballs that
said, 'I'm sorry I enriched uranium'." --David Letterman
"According to a new
survey, Hillary Clinton's popularity rating is down to its lowest point in over
a year. When Bill Clinton heard this, he said, 'If there's one thing Hillary
can do, it's bring polls down.'" --Conan O'Brein
"The chancellor of
Germany disengaged herself from President Bush using a move she learned in date
rape prevention class. If that was Clinton going in for Merkel, somehow her bra
would be off." --Jon Stewart, on Bush groping German Chancellor Angela
Merkel
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