"According to a
study, one-third of America's youth can't find Louisiana on a map. Well hell,
the federal government can't find Louisiana on a map." --David Letterman
"FEMA officials
announced today that they are closing their New Orleans field office. A FEMA
spokesman said, 'There's nothing left for us to do in New Orleans. Now could someone please get my car out of that
tree?'" --Conan O'Brien
Jon Stewart, on past White
House comments that Americans shouldn't change their energy consumption habits
because the American lifestyle is "a blessed one" with "a bounty
of resources": "If it's so blessed, why did God put all of our oil
under people who hate us?"
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