"Tempers are running
really high in Washington about a lot of issues. Yesterday, Senator Arlen
Specter and Senator Russ Feingold got into a shouting match over the issue of
gay marriage. As a result, Specter and Feingold have cancelled their wedding in
the Florida Keys." --Conan O'Brien
"Bill Clinton is
writing a book designed to encourage Americans to become more active in their
communities. Clinton's book is called 'Don't Just Lay There.'" --Conan
O'Brien
"Remember the president of the Teamsters, Jimmy Hoffa?
Well, he vanished and there were all these rumors and stories and myths about
where he may be buried. It turns out now that the FBI got a tip and now they're
looking everywhere for Jimmy Hoffa. Everywhere. The FBI is looking everywhere.
And I'm thinking, 'that's great, but what about Osama bin Laden?'" --David
Letterman
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