Hillary
Clinton gave her big speech at the Democratic Convention this evening. And
there was an awkward moment when she finished the speech and said, "Now
where’s my check?" –Conan O’Brien
Bradley
Cooper was spotted at the Democratic Convention and it angered conservatives
because he portrayed Navy SEAL Chris Kyle in American Sniper. These are the
same people who were angry when they learned that Ben Affleck isn’t really
Batman. –Conan O’Brien
Today,
Donald Trump said that when he asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails he
was being “sarcastic.” Which makes sense — if anyone understands comedy, it’s
the Russians. –Conan O’Brien
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