"Mexican President
Vicente Fox changed his mind and announced he will not sign a bill legalizing
cocaine, heroin and marijuana. He's worried about too many Americans illegally
crossing his borders." --Jay Leno
"President Bush said
global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff
pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'" --Jay Leno
"The Bush
administration also issued their recommendation for dealing with the bird flu.
The first step, tax cuts for all birds." --Jay Leno
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