"Russia still very
upset about recent comments Dick Cheney made about that country. But, I am sure
the vice president thought out his words very carefully. Cheney, he's not the
kind of guy to shoot from the hip." --Jay Leno
"As I'm sure you know
by know, Patrick Kennedy blamed this whole incident on a sleep medication he
was taking. That's what he said, he said he couldn't remember getting out of
bed in the middle of the night and leaving his home. And today Bill Clinton
said, "Good answer, good answer." --Jay Leno
"The most dangerous
movie of the summer, 'An Inconvenient Truth,' starring Al Gore as, surprise, a
fear-monger. Now, I've firmly established that I love truth in all its forms:
God's-honest truth, cold, hard truth, even the awful truth. But, as it turns
out, I'm not so crazy about inconvenient truth. Not convenient enough for
me." --Stephen Colbert
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