The
only thing more confusing than Pokémon Go is the Republican National
Convention, which is under way in Cleveland. They say there haven't been this
many white people at the Quicken Loans Arena since the night they double-booked
Jimmy Buffett and Kenny G. –Jimmy Kimmel
A
number of key Republicans are skipping the convention. Jeb Bush, instead of
traveling to Cleveland, spent the night home crying. –Jimmy Kimmel
Apparently
Trump was unsure about the guy he was choosing for vice president all the way
down to the wire. They say he wanted to dump Gov. Mike Pence at midnight the
night before the announcement — which would have made him a Pence dispenser.
–Jimmy Kimmel
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