"The United States
Senate today took some steps to keep illegal immigrants out of our 'American
Idol' competitions. They voted to build a 370-mile long fence along the border
between the U.S. and Mexico. They also announced that they're going to hire
illegal immigrant workers to build it. The Senators voted overwhelmingly for
the fence. As I said, it is 370 miles long. Unfortunately, the actual border
with Mexico is more than 2,000 miles long. So, I guess the message is 'go
around.' Tentatively, they're calling it 'The Great Wall of Chimichanga.'"
--Jimmy Kimmel
"President Bush is
going to address the nation Monday night on the immigration issue. Bush said he
would have given the address tonight, but they couldn't get the 'Mission
Accomplished' sign finished in Spanish soon enough." --Jay Leno
"Big personnel change
at the White House. Yesterday, President Bush's chief speechwriter announced he's
leaving the White House. His exact words were, 'Me go now.'" --Conan
O'Brien
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