"A panel of
scientists voted to kick Pluto out of the solar system. They tried to explain
the science of this to President Bush, but then they got fed up and just told
him it got destroyed by the Death Star." --Bill Maher
"Changing 'french
fries' to 'freedom fries' was arguably the Republican Congress' greatest
accomplishment. Democrats would have called them 'surrender fries'."
--Stephen Colbert
"Finally good news in
the administration's War on Terror. No doubt Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
overjoyed of the news If he seemed a little disoriented or a little choked up,
it's because this is the first thing he's done right." --Jon Stewart
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