"Everybody in the
government this week is suddenly trying to think of ways to conserve energy. For
example, the smoke that blows out of the President Bush’s ass when he's talking
about this issue is now from clean-burning ethanol." --Bill Maher
"It is astounding, is
it not, that the president, who was always so incestuously linked to oil
companies for years and years is suddenly shocked, shocked, at what's going on.
But I'm not surprised that Bush has no recollection of how gas prices got so
high. He has no recollection of doing cocaine and that was right under his
nose." --Bill Maher
"I don't really care
how you want to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner,' just don't play it on your car
horn." --Bill Maher, on the Spanish-language national anthem
No comments:
Post a Comment