"The Senate voted 63
to 34 to make English the official language of the United States, but they say
as a largely symbolic amendment with no real effect. You know, kind of like
that ethics bill." --Jay Leno
"Pat Robertson said
this week that God told him that possibly a tsunami could hit the Pacific
northwest this year. I don't want to be disrespectful, but possibly? Like God's
thinking 60/40. Pat, that wasn't God. You fell asleep in front of the weather
channel." --Jay Leno
"As part of the
ongoing immigration debate, the Senate on Thursday voted 64 to 34 to make
English America's national language. Coming in second: '70s jive talk."
--Tina Fey
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